Gertie Gets it Right (eventually) has now been released on Kindle in the UK and USA with a new\u00a0cover and at a rock-bottom introductory price. Opening sales are promising and Gertie is already at number 47 in the UK Kindle humour ranks! Please see links on the right in the ‘My Books’ section.<\/p>\n
Gertie Gets it Right (eventually) is a children’s humorous fantasy novel aimed at the eight years of age to young teen market. It also has a growing fan base of adult readers!
\nGertie Grimthorpe comes from a long line of witches. Unfortunately, she hasn’t really got the hang of it. Being blonde haired, blue eyed and free of warts isn’t much of an advantage.
\nTry as she might, Gertie’s spells fall flat. She manages to give her bat-headed umbrella the ability to talk, but then wishes she hadn\u2019t when all he does is complain and insult people. Even finding an owl to be her Familiar doesn’t help. Then again, he is extremely shortsighted\u2026
\nGertie is sent to The Academy to improve her spell casting skills. She soon has a best friend in the form of Bertha Bobbit, a big girl, with a matching appetite.
\nAdd to that a Moat Monster with a flatulence problem, the weirdest array of witch’s Familiars possible, and a warlock determined to ruin Gertie’s chances of success, and the story unfolds.
\nNot to mention the demon…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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