{"id":409,"date":"2012-07-21T17:32:45","date_gmt":"2012-07-21T17:32:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lynnenorth.co.uk\/blog\/?p=409"},"modified":"2015-02-25T19:24:02","modified_gmt":"2015-02-25T19:24:02","slug":"409","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lynnenorth.co.uk\/blog\/409\/","title":{"rendered":"Humorous Fantasy Book"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.lynnenorth.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Caution-cover-FINAL.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-967\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lynnenorth.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Caution-cover-FINAL-188x300.jpg\" alt=\"Caution - cover FINAL\" width=\"188\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.lynnenorth.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Caution-cover-FINAL-188x300.jpg 188w, https:\/\/www.lynnenorth.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Caution-cover-FINAL.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 188px) 100vw, 188px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gertie Grimthorpe comes from a long line of witches. Unfortunately, she hasn&#8217;t really got the hang of it. Being blonde haired, blue eyed and free of warts isn&#8217;t much of an advantage.<br \/>\n\tTry as she might, Gertie&#8217;s spells fall flat. She manages to give her bat-headed umbrella the ability to talk, but then wishes she hadn\u2019t when all he does is complain and insult people. Even finding an owl to be her Familiar doesn&#8217;t help. Then again, he is extremely shortsighted\u2026<br \/>\n\tGertie is sent to The Academy to improve her spell casting skills. She soon has a best friend in the form of Bertha Bobbit, a big girl, with a matching appetite.<br \/>\n\tAdd to that a Moat Monster with a flatulence problem, the weirdest array of witch&#8217;s Familiars possible, and a warlock determined to ruin Gertie&#8217;s chances of success, and the story unfolds.<br \/>\n\tNot to mention the demon&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,5,7,10],"tags":[32,39,54,58,64],"class_list":["post-409","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-book-promotion","category-childrens-books","category-fantasy","category-humour","tag-books","tag-childrens-book","tag-fantasy","tag-gertie-gets-it-right-eventually","tag-humour"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lynnenorth.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/409","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lynnenorth.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lynnenorth.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lynnenorth.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lynnenorth.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=409"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.lynnenorth.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/409\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":970,"href":"https:\/\/www.lynnenorth.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/409\/revisions\/970"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lynnenorth.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=409"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lynnenorth.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=409"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lynnenorth.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=409"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}